Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

He is:

• Darth Vader from the ONLY star wars movies (the real first three, not the chronological first three)
• The world is not star wars, only he is darth vader
• so there is no emperor or luke or other bull:skull::skull::skull::skull:
• But there is an Endor
• There is always an Endor.
• null

How sweet of null to turn up.

hint: Endor is in Maine

Barack Obama wasn't a total loser in his teen years, though.

Plus, the guy we really ought to be worried about is the Emperor. Is that Woodrow Wilson or somebody?

Yeah, I mean look at the similarities:

Abortion? = strangling people with the force
Equal rights for homosexuals?! = blowing up planets and other with the death star
Unrestrictive internet access?!?!?!?! = that weird breathing thing he does

There is no denying it.

Plus, they are both black.

I knew I'd seen that walk somewhere before. I should have come to see you sooner.

Did you know that Barack Obama is Darth Vader?

I am truly afeared of you.

Funnily enough, the teacher who once taught me boxing is now retired (though wasn’t at the time)

His name is Skinless Pete, if any of you feel like searching for him on your precious wikipedia *makes motions with my fingures as if I am operating some kind of marionette but not 100% like a marionette like there are somethings that are different it would be kind of like comparing this to that you know what I mean?*

You just need practice. Why not take lessons from a retired boxing coach?

I always end up with a broken nose and missing teethies. :(

I'll assume you mean angry, so that I can agree with you. It's easier to agree with you, instead of getting into fist fights all the time.