Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I don't get it.
What does that jokey :bou::bou::bou::bou: have to do with anything you just said?

Yeah my fingers are so bad right now. xD I can barely keep them apart from each other for more than a few seconds.

it will improve accuracy and speed as well as flexibility in your fingures

I did it on Sunday. And I was like hey YEAH CATERPILLAR MEAT PUPPET!

You need to caterpillar everyday for at least 15 minutes
otherwise it is a waste of time almost

Then I can't hear myself progress on the guitar.

Stare at the sun and ruin your ears

That one's a toughie.

Eat or get skinny

Watch or be watched.