Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You could try giving it a soak in a powerful acid for a few hours. Though, in that case, it probably would be easier to just buy a new one.

I hate doing that. Once it gets to the point where things need a good scrubbin', I'd rather just throw them away.

The jar is gross? Maybe it just needs a good scrubbin’.

I've already picked out a jar. That's kind of gross.

Well... OK... but be careful! I need that to live.

haha, good point. Give me your brain.

If I had anger problems, then it would be his head and not his tail.

If you had anger problems.

I’ve never seen my cat’s tail as a problem. Well, sometimes he pokes my eye with it... but that wouldn’t justify me slicing it off!

Maybe...hm. I really can't think of anything, not even something stupid. Maybe these humans are jealous that they have no tail, so they demand that their pets lose theirs too? Clueless