Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Can you move your ring finger well? I can't and it is annoying. The other ones can move up high but not that one

I can't move my tailbone part like they can

There is an elastic band around your middle and it is getting tighter and tighter ever so slowly

It'll be in my bowels by then.

It doesn't scar all that bad!

Yeah. :-\

But it will be benign. Some type of skin cancer, most likely on your forehead. You can get rid of it real easily, but don't tell

That'll show them for not appreciating my existance. Then I will get cancer.

Pretend you have cancer and maybe they will reconsider.

Oh, oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. :-(