Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Christ, I knew I shouldn’t have turned 20. Well, the process shouldn’t be too hard to reverse...

I liked you better when you were 19.

In my mouth, fool. The spot is in the water, not my body.

Do you like it when you can FEEL it going down your stoamch? Ick

It feels good to satisfy it. Especially if I hit that one spot of water that just happens to be above average.

Mm, water did just fine. I hate getting those really strong cravings for water. It makes me feel so helpless! Defenseless against the pull of it.

Thirsty for... 80s music?

There's a really bad 80s song about that, but I don't want to bring that up. I'm thirsty. Excuse me.

No more lies.

No more bull.