Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It hasn't happened yet.

Then merely kicking him over isn't enough. Let's go 2 on 1 on him.

It's Behold the Void.

Can't you be happy with a punch to the face or a poke in the eye?

I guess if I was 100 years old and my opponent was also 100 years old or possibly 101 depending on the time of the year I would kick him over.

I wouldn't either. Not even if he was an asshole.

I wouldn't kick a (or an) 100 year old man over.

I bet if it has lasted that long, it could withstand a kick from you. I broke 2 chairs from just sitting on them in a matter of weeks last year. But I understand your need to be delicate.

I smurfing deleted a mitch hedburg video that was on my hard drive before I watched it. I got angry and kicked over a chair. But the chair is like 100 years old so instead of actually kicking it over I lifted it up, made it horizontal then gently placed it on the floor.

I suppose people that are not Mitch Hedberg should stop trying to be.