Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Smoker voice will always make me think of that receptionist from Beetlejuice.

Smoker voice. :gag:

House used to be on it.

The only thing I know about that is Big D.

I’m like the queer off Blackadder.

You need pampering at all times. I get it. But hell, it would be scary for most people.

I never really witnessed what homelessness was until I spent a New Years in Wellington. I mean, before that, I had seen maybe the occasional bum sitting around town, or a few pissed-soaked pillows at the bus stop... but it never really affected me. Then in Wellington, where the homeless are not so rare, I did have it forced down my throat, and it was painful. Probably nowhere as near as painful as being homeless... but I’m a pansy.

But those ones are scary.

Old people shouldn’t get drunk unless they’re homeless, in my opinion.

It would be kind of really weird to see an old old person drunk. It's like...what the smurf are you doing? You should have gotten that out of your system 60 years ago.