Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

And it doesn’t just wash away with water, either. You need to blast it with something strong first... like kerosene.

:laugh: It IS that bad. It's like...rotten. Every sip I took it felt like I had morning mouth or something. Gross.

I can’t understand the big deal about it. It makes my teeth feel like suicide!

I've had enough for today. They also made me drink a lot of champagne. Ugh. I never liked that stuff, and I still don't.

More pie, miss?

No no. Not that. :greedy:

That it’s common headgear?

That's fine with me. Maybe even preferable.

You would, since I told you that I would be wearing one. Unless it’s like, common headgear or soemthing.

No one would recognize you.