Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

He should forgive me and not bite the hand that feeds him but he does bite my hand but I still feed him because I am a sucka

Aww poor thing I am sure he forgives you. And if he doesn't I think cats have bad memories. My cat is partly black so I can't see her when it is dark and she likes to walk between my legs when I am feeding her so sh is asking for it.

I accidently step on him when he is sleeping on the kitchen floor. He is the same smurfing color as the floor and when there are no lights it's even harder to see him.

I wish my cat was as quiet as yours. He seems so gentle and sweet. I would be afraid of stepping on him.

Nah my cat doesn't have a name. He doesn't scream though but he does grunt to express his discomfort.

Yes!!!!=D Although usually I can't hold myself back and I DO hold my cat down and then she screams and then I get angry. Does your cat have a name?

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Yeah my cat has to be in a good mood otherwise he will run away when I lie next to him. I feel like holding him down but then I remember he has things to do

That was a great story! I laughed, although I do not think that was your intent. I also like lying next to my cat outside. In the sun. :beams:

Well I was lying in bed and then I got up and ate breakfast. The breakfast was bran and milk with a glass of orange juice but later on I will lie and say it was shrapnel and bull testicles. Anyway I saw my cat outside so I went out and lay next to him but he took off and went next door. Then I got dressed and looked for some $$$ but I couldn't find any so I decided it was time to play some computer so I did.