Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You advised me on my television set. We like you more now. :3

That's like saying x 7 times

sex sex sex sex sex sex

HEAD CANCER
I think if you say cancer too much you get it

I think you're right about the cancer part, though.

Maybe it makes your cancer bigger. I think it was chicken that made you have your period early or something. No, I will never remember.

If it makes your boobs bigger than mine should be HUGE. I think I've been ripped off.

Doesn't it like make your boobs bigger or something? I mean I learnt about it in food and hospitality but it was so boring at the time

I wish. Then I couldn't eat that stuff. I heard it stunts growth! I think that is why I'm short. But probably not, because I don't understand these things and I am bad at chemistry and math.

Are you allergic to msg or something