Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Dollars to donuts?

If I ever got the chance to do something like that again, I will. You can bet dollars to donuts I will.

you should have just made up.

Especially in Camarillo. The only thing we found to write about was our crap neighbour and then my mom got mad.

that's because the news sucks.

We already tried to start a newspaper. It just won't work.

Why don't you organize some kind of bout with him

He wouldn't come near me. He always comments when my clothes are sticking out in the wrong places anyways. He sucks.

You should have injected it into your breasts. Or at least got your brother to do it for you.

Found some silicone in my uncle's closet one day.