I thought that you of all people would include the umlaut!
Everyone should get their own doppelganger. They can be so rewarding.
Your....doppelganger.
I will call him Cornelius, and he will have a fake limp.
This is a very well-rounded individual we're dreaming up.
And English skills that would make a street thug laugh.
And a beer belly.
And half of a brain.
And residency in the south!
You mean like a gun license?
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