Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Those would be the ugliest hands in the world.

Why isn't our index finger longer than our middle? Then our fingers would be in order of decreasing size and it would make SENSE. But then we would all be masturbators so God works in mysterious ways or something

You masturbate if your index finger is longer than your ring finger.

You have cancer if your hand is bigger than your face.

Sometimes I get a crippling pain around my hips which may be cancer. I described it to someone and they said it might be cancer. I ignored him because he usually lies.

No next month.

You're just late.

I bet you're one of the lucky ones.

Neither do I.

Can you feel my cramps? No? Maybe that's because I don't have any right now! :laugh: