Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

If only there wasa way to obtain a license that allowed you to kill anyone you suspected of being a terrorist.

Planes and terrorists seem to have this... chemistry. Meant to be, you know what I mean?

Because you thought you were on a plane?

I thought you said plane for a second there. Got a little terrified!

Now the government is going to come to your house and remove you from this planet.

Hello I am a terrorist.

MAJOR TARGETS ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES

Anyone stupid enough to question why we aren’t constantly giving birth to monkeys is an appropriate target.

Mm...maybe. It also makes you a target.

A cheat. The infinite life cheat.