Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Please come back Meat Puppet I miss you

It's your rockstar good looks, actually.

Exploding carrots often work for me.

Good enough.

I have a cat.

Roland chose his bird, David. For the element of surprise. He won. Do you happen to have a hawk?

I want to, but I have honour. Before I can beat him down he must accept my challenge. A duel to the death. Weapons have not yet been decided.

Please beat his ass, Meat Puppet. For all that is good in this world! FOR CURTIS AND HIS SIG!

I issued a challenge to him—for his Cid's Knight title—but he has yet to accept.

I admit, it was quite painful talking about him.