Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I don't know, man. It's just this smurfing void that keeps on sucking up my friends.

What the smurf is in Utah?

Oh, please. I think he's in Utah right now, but the next time he comes here, I won't hesitate. He used to be my neighbor. :shudder:

If you need my help, I’m always willing.

I just need to knock him unconscious first.

There are other ways. Have you tried tattooing the word into his forehead?

But how am I supposed to let other people know he's a creep?

You can’t. Unfortunately it is not a definite feature.

I know someone who SHOULD have one, but doesn't. How do I fix this?

Yeah. Other people to have it include nerds and molesters.