Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Well you called me one.

Are you?! o_o

Aren't they an ancient race of Arabia?

You're such a good samaritan! [':

Sometimes I feed sparrows until they get too fat to fly. Then, at night time, the homeless folk can catch the sparrows because they are slower than rats and can't fly. Also, because they are limited to leg movement their meet is not as stringy. Plus there is more fat on them.

A pigeon tried to kill me yesterday. But I used my foot-martial-arts and killed it(well I like to think I did!)
My friend was also attacked by a pigeon who hid under her chair.
Then she farted and it died! :D

Yes. Magpies usually attack my head.

*giggle-snort*
Did a bird ever try to eat you? o:

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What are you talking about? o_O