Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

A cat scratched my face when I was toddler because I tripped over it. :weep: A dog tried to have sex with me once, it disturbed me.:O_O:

A dog tried to have sex with me several times.

When they don't like something! ;_;
I got scratched by a cat and ever since then I never liked cats very much.
I've also been tripped by a dog and I saw him laughing at me. ]<

It is not unusual for cats to hiss.

I meowed at a cat and it hissed at me!
I thought it was a snake but then I had second thoughts! :D

If I meow at my cat too much he meow back as if to say "smurf up"

It's too blue for my taste!

I like that smilie.

It's all a mystery to me.