Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It wasn't torture! Well, maybe at the time I thought it was torture...just kidding. My bed just looked a million times more appealing. What was stupid was that when I left, it took me awhile to fall asleep. I was like, what the smurf is this? Not cool. But anyways--you can rest assured that I would do the same thing to do. Evilly.

I could see what it was doing to you, and I thought it would be the noble thing to do. :( I really thought I was torturing you or something! I could have left earlier, but selfishly I wanted to push you as far as I could.

But you took it like a man. YOU were even going to leave ME

It was horrible

I appreciate the thought, though. Oh well. We'll live with our own. Man, after I posted that note, I walked into the kitchen and was about to take some pills, but then I remembered what happened last time I did that. That was close. Too close.

I’d give you mine, but it wouldn’t be an improvement.

You could just get me a nose that works. smurfING god damnit piss smurf. I have been blowing my nose for the past two hours.

I guess I could give better advice, huh?

You tell me not to as if I actually have some control over that!

Just don’t get eaten by a bear, or whatever.