Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I am pretending to be rad and righteous at the minute.

Now I am pretending to eat some sort of pretend garbage (MTV).

I am pretending to be in the company of several Happy Campers, who are trying to sell me pretend foodstuffs.

Now I am pretending to pretend to be a sleeping beaver.

I am pretending to not give a damn.

Okay I am pretending to give birth.

I'm going to pretend that I am really hungry and I am going to pretend to get myself some pretend food and I am going to pretend to cook it on a pretend fire.

8 eyes. My modem has 8 eyes.

How many eyes shall I pretend to have?

female dragons