Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I think your hair colour is quite cool but it must not be much fun getting so hot in the sun. I get hot in the sun and my hair isn't even black! Sometimes my scalp looks like bacon.

And my hair would fall out! That would be kind of cool but no ...

I guess so. I've also heard that bleach can cause bad health problems.

I would have to bleach it if I wanted it to go any lighter!
And I don't think I would look any better with bleached hair!

Why don't you dye your hair?

Then you'd reflect all the light and make other people melt. D:
You're so mean!

I'd have to shave it off, then. :laugh:

You wouldn't want black hair! Your head gets very hot on very hot days because black absorbs all the light so your brain could boil!

We can trade if you like.

I want your hair!
It's golden like a crispy nugget.