Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

End of story.

My cousin is not Asian.

Well then, are you sure we're not talking about the same person here!

Sorry! Stupid things keep happening. MY cousin thinks he is black. Afro American, even!

Silly chit! What are you doing!?

Your cousin is far worse than mine!
But my cousin wishes he was a black man. And he thinks black girls are the hottest.
He wants a black girl. But I don't think a black girl would want an azn! :laugh:

My cousin got a gangsta tattoo and he likes to show it off by not wearing his shirt. The funny thing is, he's so pale that if he doesn't wear a shirt then he catches on fire. :laugh:

<: Mine too!
He often dresses in clothes that don't fit and I would like to tell him he looks like a puff pastry with his big jacket but I don't want to hurt his feelings.

My cousin thinks he is a gangster, but he is not a gangster.