Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

However, I've never guzzled it.

You really are my soul cousin!

I'd go with cum. That really gross.

Someone asked me whether I thought cum was grosser, or menstrual blood was grosser.

That would just be gross...

Yeah, and I try to keep them off the floor!

I don't think you're a whore. You have standards, Meat Puppet.

You slut puppy, you...

Hey, a user note is a user note. And if I'm as mainstream in the user note industry as you guys say I am, I'm sure you should realise that I'm way too whored out to give a damn who posted the user note or what they posted.

You shouldn't be. I would barf.