Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I still haven't forgiven myself for showing GAYA to Ki Ki.

And I'm very sure he would call the manager and complain.
Last time an old lady asked me, "Is this fish tuna?"
And I said, "No ma'am, that is beef!" because it really did look like beef.

There might be a guy who would lick it.

Well maybe because he didn't handle you with care. ):
Would people really be happy? I don't think so.

A while ago this guy had me in a headlock and was hitting my head and I did not like it one piece.

I'm sure many more people would be happy than sad if you smacked someone with a tuna fish.

Google doesn't lie, but the pages it finds might.

You big fat liar.
I won't trust you. I will trust Google. Because Google never lies.

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I saw that edit!
IMO.
(SPOILER)I don't know what imo means, but I'm using it anyways! Just to be cool.