Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Mary McGregor got her first full sleep on the night she died, apparently.

that is how to be a man

bow-legged whores

Teach me how to walk, teach me how to talk, teach me how to be a man.

Do you have no respect for culture?

So can I get mad at them when they pronounce hamburger wrong?

That's because if you pronounce it wrong all the chefs run a train on you.

Are Mexicans evil? <:3

Hello. My name is Jennifer Lopez. I like tacos, and burritos.

This one time I went to this Mexican restaurant, and on the menus, they had a pronounciation guide. Like so:

Taco (tah-co)
Burrito (boo-reeto)
Enchilada (en-chil-ah-da)

Well I thought it was gay.

They can smell you.