Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I would ask, but I have been temporarily incapacitated by a guitar solo. I hope you understand.

You’ll have to ask me if I plan on being an old man, first.

Do you intend on having friends when you're an old man?

Exotic, more so than funny.

I wish I were Private Messaging at 9:52 PM.

when people (example: Psychotic) PM me for your location, I tell them he is in a gay bar kissing the men because he is also one of the gays. Very funny, isn't it?

what'chu talkin' 'bout, Puppet?

Jew vultures from Birmingham? I guess it's possible. If not, we're supposed to suspend our disbelief.

Perhaps they were Jewish vultures?

Well, everything except the Jews.