You're a dirty, filthy, damned liar..
I can cook pasta by my smurfing SELF.
Michelle Pfeifer is hot.
I can smurfing kill sharks with my fists.
When I was a kid I had a crush on Catwoman from Batman Returns.
Johnny Depp
Get out of town.
Christian Bale.
I've kissed girls on my television before.
There's a pretty cute redhead on my Tv would she mind if I gave her a tiny lick?
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