Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

So I went out to go and baet the out of him and he started crying like a little girl

The man in the garden had started shouting things at me "He's obviously jealous :laugh:" I thought

I was very popular that day!

I had enough mini eggs to share with everyone, so I handed the packet of chocolate treats around

I swiftly made my way home along the bramble path, licking my lips as I went

He showed me the simple pleasures of solitaire and soon the evening had been spent!

I was accompanied by a chicken named Marmoset, who, apparently like to drink brandy and eat apricots.

In a maze

"I'll keep on going anyway" I thought, and soon I was lost

(Am I there yet?)