Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

So I gave my hot dog to some person in exchange for an old fashioned radio while I was on my way to the bingo hall

(the guy that sold me the hot dog)

Turned out that he was gay in the end!

There was this guy selling hotdogs in the canteen and I thought to myself "Oh, that would be a tasty treat!" so I purchased one for later in the evening.

so i punched him in the lower intestine and made for the door, with Gerald holding onto my legs

It turned out that Snoop Doggy Dog was actually ther fat guy in disguise

When he hit the floor his face fell of to reveal his true identiy

So I untied Snoop Doggy Dog and directed him to the toilets, btu he fell over before he got to the cell door!

Soon morning came and everyone was like "it is morning again can i go to the lavatory"

They came round and they brought some candle sticks (I hadn't packed any myself) and we dined upon fine salted pork that evening