Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

So I called up Ma and Pa back at the old folk's home and asked them to come visit us in the tanty

But I wasn't taking any of his

Gerald was all like "You can't do that! you can get arrested for holding people hostage!"

And I used it to tie Snoop Doggy Dog up and hold him hostage

Luckily I had brought my length of string with me

Eventually we got arrested for the murder of Seamus Heaney (Irish poet) so we had to spend the rest of the afternoon in the cells

When we got to pizza hut we ordered some chillis and a cappucnio (dont know how to spell that word lol) and we went to sleep on the floor

But it turned out that there was a hole in the roof so the floor got wet when it rained so we all went to pizza hut

Then Snoop Doggy Dog came along and we had a party in the basement

Gerald was screaming his girly scream when I came down to assist him with the fire exstinguisher