Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

They really do live through them. It's their entire LIFE. And they seem to enjoy it when their kid turns out to be a brat or a bully. Oh, he's just assertive!

They think that by making their child better, they are making themselves better. Well, that is bull:skull::skull::skull::skull:. If it isn’t connected to you anymore, then what it does does not change you (unless it’s like, stabbing you r something direct)

They're all so LOUD.

And spew fire.

And step on toes.

They can throw coffee, though.

They're ready to snap anyone's neck. At least the moms don't really have the physical strength to do THAT.

They’re both bad, but god, dads.

I don't know if the dads or the moms are worse!

Two stupid words.