Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Meat Puppet's user notes are beginning to read like a message from the future.

I don't like the direction this took.

Any person who proclaims Mexican pride is a friend of mine (hey that rhymes you and I meat puppet will have a jolly good time! liam)

Nice racist joke you bastard.

You're full of beans.

I heard you raise burritos for a living.

I hear you raise hamsters for a living.

Yeah. New Zealand is different than the rest of the world; down here sheep reign supreme and we are slave to their ways. I for one am lucky they give us so much freedom, ie. the ability to export lamb meat.

I have a good mind to make a purse out of...your ears.

I object to those fowl alligators!

I have a good mind to make a purse out of them....