Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Wait, you were ignoring me?

OKay I guess I'm done ignoring you now.

okay I will make you a star.

Let's make a snuff film together.

That's why my films can be used to break people's teeth.

Yeah I guess you're right. I should have consulted you before filming that scene.

Shouldn't it had the commercial break after you said "with" then it cuts to ads for soap and condoms and beer but not cigarettes well not in my country, cigarette advertising is kind of not legal. Not on television anyway. Oh, and an ad for fire places. Then this fat bitch bursts into view and commands you buy a mattress. Stupid slut. Speaking of which, there is a rug clearance sale and the rugs are rugs that Australians didn't buy. Australians didn't buy them, so now they're selling them here! A rug for $1000 is now only $25! Some asshole screams. Man, I hate that guy. Oh, sometimes I hope it has that hot water ad with that attractive girl and mediocre guy going through the reasons why we should save water. And she is pretty close to being naked! And then that boring suicide support ad with that dick kicking the can around. And then it comes back to you and you're all like "Jacob... something about Jacob?" and then that guy goes
"What are you talking about? I forgot"
And then everyone gets drunk and stoned and that little girl drowns in the pool (by accident, mind you)

with.....JACOB'S BABY!

commercial break!

r u preangnate

Like when I am preganate