Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

What word? THIS WORD? THIS ONE RIGHT HERE? CAN YOU SEE IT?
YES? NO? MAYBE? YES? MAYBE NO? NO?
Oh okay then.

I was hoping to never see that word again.

Chickens R skerry.

Well you must have some chicken. HAVE.
Some. CHICKEN.

Well, after reading that I had to go back and check. Now I feel sad and lost... I thought this time round I might be able to sway you...

...WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS REJECT ME MP? WHY?!

And I thought noone knew about my penis... I hide it from the paparazzi in a little jar marked 'Gherkins.'

real sad dude...

Now Dragon Ash will never see my love user notes I wrote for her.

Watch your mouth!

(SPOILER)OGM IM TOO LAZY TO ACTUALLY TYPE A USERNOTE

Try harder and he will reconsider.

(Show him your penis Dragon ash)