Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Would you mind if I called you Mute Parapet from now on?

I was upset that you chose not to dye your hair green, but I didn't hate you for it! :laugh:

Do you think you could ever forgive me?

Oh dear!

I confess:
It was a dirty, rotten, scoundrel of a lie!

I read it, it says you're going to dye your hair green.

Now nobody will read my special message about my hair colour.

Hey man, don't get the wrong idea!

Wow! 8010! Someones popular!

I WILL DIE MY HAIR GREEN.

Because people will look at me twice
Because people will look at me twice and say "Hey, he has green hair"
Because I will stand out
Because my mom told me not to
Because I am an individual
Because brown hair is boring
Because I don't like school very much
Because I really like green