Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Only because I love you guys.

dammit she did it again

they can be a bit queer from time to time i think (maybe)

If you are really swiss, like I have been led to believe, then you belong on my sandwich.

oh good. I just can't stand dogs who like snow.

my parents have always told me that I am not swiss. in fact one time I asked my mother what a swiss is and she told me it's a type of dog that likes the snow more than other dogs. she might have been lying, but it calmed my nerves

You aren't a nice boy anymore.

Don't worry. I was drunk or pregnant. not drunk and pregnant. and we will always be friends. unless you're swiss.

Hopefully not both, because then I would have to call you incredibly stupid! (We will be friends afterwards though?)

oh. sorry about that. I was probably drunk/pregnant.