Dragon Ash, I'm sorry, but this relationship is not going to work. I mean, the distance is just absurd and I've been really busy lately. I hate to let you down like this.
Oh no you didn't! ...Does that mean i'm adopted?
Your mom is debatable.
Meh, it's debatable.
I'm not nasty and I'm not a man! Wait I am a man.
"..." *talks to hair* Shh, it's alright sweetie, the nasty man didn't mean it.
wait, YOU'RE A GIRL?
you have hair?
Wow, the sexual tension here is making my hair frizz.
what... the .. .hel?
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