Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

That's probably the most dishonourable way of death I have ever heard of. And I've heard of plenty!

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That is an intriguing idea, but it makes me think of little samurais with topknots and all that jazz. I would rather die by flinging myself off a cliff after having witnessed the gory and bloody death of my one true love at the tender age of sixteen.

You could always cut your hair short and wear a robe. The eyebrows will be a nice touch on your half! Then you pretend to be a man . They will kill you when they find out, and they'll find out before your 18th birthday, but would you rather die young for your cause or die old and have done nothing?

Oh dear. Women aren't supposed to have opinions, are they? But they always did call me a man at school. Perhaps that has something to do with it.

This is a World Championship, man. Did I just say man?! SEXISM!

Woah, keep your personal life out of my user notes.

NO!!! NO! That is a lie from the Kremlin. (They got Gremlins?! )

You should have clandestine love affairs with beavers.

Oh I get it now. When Resha was younger, a gang of Russian males well, had their explicit ways with her. I don't want to go too further into the subject, just a heads up to be careful not to talk about Russians when Resha is around.