Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Meat Puppey scares the good people away, and the wicked, they linger. Especially at his usernotes.

He tried to mess with me but he ran away in fear when I mentioned Meat Puppet.

Stop talking about disney characters! They have no place here! Not since... my accident.

No! You big ol' goofball no!

Prince Eric? I've seen that guy on the town before. And I'll tell you, he messes around. AND I MEAN AROUND!

No! NO! NO! I'm a better Princess'n any of those jerks.

....leave her alone, she belongs to Prince Eric. Her daddy gave her legs at the end, anyways.

She wished to become a human so she could get dirty with Princess Jasmine.

Wasn't princess Ariel a mermaid?

Princess Ariel, then.

..You could say that you taught her how to have a lower half of a human body, if you know what I mean!

No! No I don't! I am Princess! J.

YRP! Only it could be...something...better...