Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You, however, are not alone. I am here too. I will watch every intimate moment between you two with my voyeuring eyes.

We are now, we're on a new page!

We are, right? RIGHT?

Sweet, a new page. Now I can pretend that Scott and I are cool again.

I already told you my painful tales about that pink grinned asshole and I don't want to see him in my user notes ever again!

I told you it was a good conversation starter.

Lets see how well it does when used as a conversation finisher.

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I reckon it would be pretty sweet if you could. Maybe we should splice our DNA with a snake's DNA!

I don't think you can cough out babies, literally. I don't think it's possible, from what I hear in Biology. Sicko.

Well, it's like this. I tried to name myself Moochy because I was jealous of her, but then she went and had three beautiful little kittens. They're so sweet.

So no, I don't have any first-borns for you to mangle and cannibalistically eat just yet, but the day may come.

Are you sure that was your lung? Are you sure it's not another baby?