Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You call me son a lot! It's a wonder I don't take out a sexual harrassment lawsuit against you! Hey, can you sue people for sexual harrassment on the internet yet? When that day comes I will be a sad sad man. Sad, and very poor.

WHOa! strong language, sonny-boy.

There's this shop owner who looks at me whenever I walk past, shakes his head and yells the word "SCUM" at me. It makes me so sad that I have to take the long route now.

That never happened, you lying SCUM.

WHOOO!

WHOOO!

That's why little alice committed mass genocide in Wonderland.

Purpose with a porpoise or something stupid like that.

Then perhpas you need to leave.

stop it hawkeye you're just making everyone mad