Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I snuck out of her window.

Pulling her up with him as he sat on the edge of the bed?

He lifted me on his shoulers.

What was a guy like YOU doing that early in the morning?

Meat Puppet has ate kids.

Meat Puppet's ALICE BAND! (see what I did there? No? Okay, I'll explain the laughter behind the hilarity. Someone said alice. Someone said band. Alice band. Alice bands are for people with long hair. Meat Puppet has long hair. SEE? HAHAJAHAHAHHAHAJAJSASJAS)

You're band sucked man.

It is actually a true story, apart from all the ing
Unfortunately that was not possible at the time

That was gibberish.

Today Alice told me that she doesnt like cakes.
I was like
So she countered with a
And I was like
So she just 'd away.