Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

it's actuallykoolaidmy goodfriends

Dude, you cant say we're going to have sex and at the last minute totally flake out on me. I HATE girls who do that (which account for approximately 100% of the earths population)

The scent of strawberry shampoo suddenly fills the air

I do not wish to be bashed by your silly statistics!

Poor? I'll have you know that the MPC rose by 0.08% this past financial year, and at this rate we'll have doubled our GDP by 2033!

poor confused humans.:rolleyes2

Like he knows how to describe his feelings accurately when he's in that state of mind.

Pissed, according to him.

mad

Hawkeye knuckle and turnip soup.