Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I'm going to pretend I'm a bird.

I'm going to pretend you never said that.

hi

you people would scare me if i werent magic.

I think he asked if you had on your finger!

what the hell is he doing here?

edit: piss

Sounds good to me.

Bist du braungebrannt oder hast du Scheisse an den Fingern?

You're not supposed to say that!

I'm supposed to lie on your bed for an hour, listening to Pink Floyd, while you lie behind me and drink vodka and lime. Then you start asking me a question and I interrupt and say "This is " and I put my mouth to yours and we rub tongues for several minutes and then we let go you keep looking at me but I look away and comment on the Hendrix poster on your wall.

Oh. Right.
So...
Are we supposed to kiss now?