Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Well, myself and a panel of experts came to the decision that 24 will be exempt from claim. It's only fair, since 24 is Resha's favourite number.

Who's got dibs on 24?

Don't worry, I got 1st, that's fine with me. It looks like Psychotic will have to settle with 25th. Poor guy.

I'll have all of her children from 2-23, after that, they're all yours, man

My middle name isn't Steak! (I get Resha's first born child! If you want her 2nd, 3rd, 4th born etc you better order quick! (need to raincheck tho))

Ok, Steak!

Feel free to call me Teak.

Does that mean I can call you Teach?

It's but a lesson, my child. When your lessons are complete, you will be more powerful than I.

The moon is bleeding again
Meat Puppet...why? Why do you do this?