Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

He's online right now and he's ignoring his user notes. omfg rofl sell out lmao.

he could be were

oh were could meat puppet be!

MP got eaten by a scorpion. Or maybe a scorpio. Or a scorpio scorpion.

I'm not too thrilled about it.

I was going to write a lulluby, but then I figured out that I cant spell, so I just said, smurf it.

Maybe he had so much fun he decided to join the carnival forever
Maybe they ate him!

because of meat puppets odd disappearence, i have to kiss my own self by myself (its not easy)

what if a butterfly ate him?
a giant butterfly with laser eyes tried to eat me once!

He WILL be back! Hold tight kiddos!

You've been gone so long.