Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I feel sorry for those who died trying to go up their own ass and turn a corner (with desperate hopes of reaching free soil)

Up your bum and around the corner!

Oh man I'm so glad THAT phase is over with.

Liquor stash? Where?!

You've been in the liquor stash again, haven't you???

literally gay

My dog looks better looking than Meat Puppet BUT I WOULDNT KNOW THINGS LIKE THAT LIKE HE DOES I MEAN MEAT PUPPET

I'm done typing in full caps. How was the day at the office, dear?

I'M MAD AT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY!

...and because you're prettier than I could ever be.

heyt, I settled for pee, no need to get mad at me

buy your own smurfing coffee

that'll do scott, that'll do.