Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Bloated hardheads who get paid to parade in front of a camera for several years after expiration.

What do we call them, if they can't be called actors? And they really shouldn't be.

*kills a busload of asians whilst handcuffed*

What about Steven Segal?

Not really my idea of an actor.

Was he really doing that while you were alive?

To me, he’s still just a bodybuilder.

To me, he's still just an actor.

That’s acceptable, coming from someone who is governed by an Austrian who thinks he is a barbarian/marine/machine/kindergarten cop/santa/impregnable male/whatever.

I don't feel like a Swede. I don't feel like anything!