Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You stop that, I have no connection with the b-word whatsoEVER.

It's kinda tough, but I am able to put away those primal urges to make love to myself.

How can you stand looking at yourself in the mirror everyday?

Alas, I do not enjoy it as Resha does. Ah, the joys of being young. *tear*

OF COURSE MEAT PUPPET KNOWS BEASTIALITY >_<

come on guys don't be mean

But he knows but beastiality is

MEAT PUPPET DOES NOT KNOW WHAT A DODGEM IS! :grinpink:

I love myself.

A wizard told me to close my eyes and not to scream. It was dark and we were both alone (This is a lie, he wasn't alone, he had me. I was "alone". To the best of my knowledge there were a few rats around, but they took no interest in either of us). I can't remember anything from then on.. UNTIL I woke up in a small town in Mexico, wearing a popnfresh suit and I could not walk.