Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

More like wouldn’t, you sick fiend. How could you say such a thing about your own people?

I don't even know where that is. It sounds like some place Swedes would like to go to.

Helsinki?

No...unless I was a race that is not white.

A well-rounded person... wouldn’t that also require some sort of criminal record, to balance & round out?

It's what all the colleges want these days. A well-rounded person who cares about the place they live in. Blah. I didn't think I'd have to do it, so I didn't, but I need 10 smurfing hours.

Oh, those. Gideon had to do those, but because he was a bad man. I’ve never heard of people having to do them for schoolwork. It sounds sick to me, to be honest.

Community service hours? Like, I need it to pass my science class, for smurfs sake, so I have to go out and DO work, and for free. Like, volunteer at some place. Go to a beach and clean up, or something like that.

What in smurf’s name are they?

I do need community service hours, so I guess I could swing by the place...I just hope I don't get caught in the middle of doing it.